The moment that The Stanley Parable came out, a lot of people requested more endings and more content.
We told them it did not require more content, that it was perfectly fine the way it was, that it already had the ideal quantity of ends.
What a shameful swath of lies that was.
We knew that. We realized that we were being deceived yet we were able to do it. This shame has affected our lives for years.
There’s nothing more.
This is the time to correct it and to let go of our shame. We’ll give you the shame we have for you to carry it around instead. It’s sickening.
The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an expansion of its first title. It was developed by the same group of liars who brought you The Stanley Parable, the independent game that won awards for its design. It features new content, and more options for endings. The story of Stanley and The Narrator, their beloved companion is told in more whimsical adventures. It will launch in 2019 for PC as well as consoles.
The bitter regret of deceiving hundreds of loyal customers time is a delicious food item.
In all seriousness, this time it’s done. It’s over.